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The best Friends quotes of all time

The top 3 according to 54 votes from people: They don't know that we know they know we know! · We were on a break! · Could I BE wearing any more clothes?. (Updated Sep 13, 2021.)

The lines from Friends (NBC, 1994-2004) that are still quoted every day, with who says them and, where it's a single moment, the episode.

yogi_sf · · 15 items · 54 votes · 3 comments · updated Sep 13, 2021

Top 12

  1. 1

    They don't know that we know they know we know!

    Phoebe in «The One Where Everybody Finds Out» (season 5).

    ▲ 7 ▼ 0

    7
  2. 2

    We were on a break!

    Ross's eternal defence about his break-up with Rachel, from season 3 onwards.

    ▲ 6 ▼ 0

    6
  3. 3

    Could I BE wearing any more clothes?

    Joey wearing all of Chandler's clothes in «The One Where No One's Ready» (season 3).

    ▲ 6 ▼ 0

    6
  4. 4

    Unagi.

    Ross's state of total awareness in «The One with Unagi» (season 6).

    ▲ 4 ▼ 0

    4
  5. 5

    I wish I could, but I don't want to.

    Phoebe turning down an invitation, the most honest excuse ever.

    ▲ 4 ▼ 1

    3
  6. 6

    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you?

    Phoebe's signature song at Central Perk.

    ▲ 3 ▼ 0

    3
  7. 7

    Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!

    Ross moving a sofa up the stairs in «The One with the Cop» (season 5).

    ▲ 5 ▼ 3

    2
  8. 8

    How you doin'?

    Joey's pick-up line, all through the series.

    ▲ 3 ▼ 1

    2
  9. 9

    Oh. My. God.

    Janice's unmistakable catchphrase.

    ▲ 2 ▼ 1

    1
  10. 10

    I'm fine! Totally fine!

    Ross, not fine at all, in «The One Where Ross Is Fine» (season 10).

    ▲ 1 ▼ 0

    1
  11. 11

    Joey doesn't share food!

    Joey defending his plate on a date.

    ▲ 1 ▼ 0

    1
  12. 12

    He's her lobster!

    Phoebe on Ross and Rachel in «The One with the Prom Video» (season 2).

    ▲ 1 ▼ 1

    0

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  1. 13

    Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!

    Monica to Rachel in «The One Where It All Began», the pilot (1994).

    ▲ 1 ▼ 1

    0
  2. 14

    Hi, I'm Chandler and I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.

    Chandler in the season 6 finale, «The One with the Proposal».

    Added by brian.austin · ▲ 0 ▼ 1

    -1
  3. 15

    It's a moo point.

    Joey in «The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs» (season 7): «It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter.»

    Added by Logan Chavez · ▲ 0 ▼ 1

    -1

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Comments (3)

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catlady_la

WE WERE ON A BREAK! Still not over it 20+ years later.

Logan Chavez

Joey's «It's a moo point» needs to be here. Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter.

brian.austin

And Chandler's «Hi, I'm Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable», that's me.

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