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Samuel Johnson's best quotes (with sources)

The top 3 according to 237 votes from people: Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it. · Depend upon it, Sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully. · No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.. (Updated Jul 19, 2020.)

From his Dictionary, Rasselas, The Rambler and Boswell's Life of Johnson: the real lines of the great English wit, dated where Boswell dated them, and without the famous one he never wrote.

gardener_winnipeg · · 13 items · 237 votes · 1 comment

Top 13

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    Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.

    Boswell, Life of Johnson, 18 April 1775.

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    Depend upon it, Sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.

    Boswell, Life of Johnson, 19 September 1777. Often misquoted as 'hanged in the morning'.

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    No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.

    Boswell, Life of Johnson, 5 April 1776.

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    20
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    When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

    Boswell, Life of Johnson, 20 September 1777.

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    Lexicographer: a writer of dictionaries, a harmless drudge.

    A Dictionary of the English Language (1755).

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    Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

    Boswell, Life of Johnson, 7 April 1775.

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    A decent provision for the poor is the true test of civilization.

    Boswell, Life of Johnson, 1770.

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    It was the triumph of hope over experience.

    On a man who remarried right after an unhappy marriage. Boswell, Life of Johnson, 1770.

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    Oats: a grain which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people.

    A Dictionary of the English Language (1755).

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    Human life is everywhere a state in which much is to be endured and little to be enjoyed.

    The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia (1759).

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    Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

    The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia (1759).

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    Men more frequently require to be reminded than informed.

    The Rambler, No. 2, 24 March 1750.

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    Patriotism is not necessarily included in rebellion. A man may hate his king, yet not love his country.

    The Patriot (1774).

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Taylor M.

Good to see someone pointing out the 'hanged in a fortnight' line is usually misquoted. The oats one still makes me laugh 270 years later.

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