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The most famous quotes from Bulgakov's The Master and Margarita

The top 3 according to 58 votes from people: Manuscripts don't burn. · Never ask for anything! Never, and above all from those more powerful than you. They will offer and give everything themselves! · A brick will never fall on anyone's head out of the blue.. (Updated Jul 26, 2024.)

"Manuscripts don't burn", "Never ask for anything" and second-grade sturgeon: lines from Mikhail Bulgakov's novel The Master and Margarita that have long become proverbial in Russian, with who says them.

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Automatically translated (original in Русский). See the original

Top 15

  1. 1

    Manuscripts don't burn.

    Said by Woland.

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    8
  2. 2

    Never ask for anything! Never, and above all from those more powerful than you. They will offer and give everything themselves!

    Said by Woland.

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    5
  3. 3

    A brick will never fall on anyone's head out of the blue.

    Said by Woland.

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    4
  4. 4

    What would your good do if evil did not exist, and what would the earth look like if all shadows disappeared from it?

    Woland to Levi Matthew.

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    4
  5. 5

    Yes, man is mortal, but that would be only half the trouble. The worst of it is that he is sometimes suddenly mortal, that's the trick!

    Said by Woland.

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    3
  6. 6

    To each will be given according to his faith.

    Said by Woland.

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    3
  7. 7

    Love leapt out in front of us like a murderer leaping out of the ground in an alley, and struck us both at once!

    Said by the Master.

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    2
  8. 8

    There is only one degree of freshness: the first, which is also the last. If sturgeon is of the second freshness, it means it is rotten!

    Said by Woland.

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    2
  9. 9

    Gods, my gods! How sad the evening earth is!

    The narrator.

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    2
  10. 10

    …ordinary people… on the whole they resemble the old ones… only the housing problem has spoiled them…

    Woland on Muscovites, at the Variety show.

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    1
  11. 11

    Telling the truth is easy and pleasant.

    Yeshua Ha-Notsri to Pilate.

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    1
  12. 12

    Never talk to strangers.

    Title of the first chapter.

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    1
  13. 13

    In a white cloak with blood-red lining, with the shuffling gait of a cavalryman…

    Opening of the second chapter, about Pontius Pilate.

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    1
  14. 14

    Don't be afraid, Queen, the blood has long since gone into the earth. And where it was spilt, grapes are already growing.

    Koroviev to Margarita at Satan's ball.

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    1
  15. 15

    Who told you there is no true, faithful, eternal love in this world? May the liar's vile tongue be cut out!

    The narrator.

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    0

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