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Julian Tuwim's best aphorisms and epigrams

The top 3 according to 29 votes from people: Congratulations: the most polite form of envy. · "Czysta wyborowa" (clear vodka) is bad for the cleanness of elections (a pun on wybór, choice). · Patience: despair wearing the mask of virtue.. (Updated Oct 9, 2023.)

"Congratulations: the most polite form of envy", a pun on clear vodka and clean elections, and "other countries are hotels": the sharpest aphorisms and lines by the Polish poet Julian Tuwim (1894–1953), mostly from "Jarmark rymów" and "Polish Flowers", with the source.

Mateusz Woźniak · · 15 items · 29 votes · 0 comments

Automatically translated (original in Polski). See the original

Top 15

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    Congratulations: the most polite form of envy.

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955, p. 547).

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    "Czysta wyborowa" (clear vodka) is bad for the cleanness of elections (a pun on wybór, choice).

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955).

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    Patience: despair wearing the mask of virtue.

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955, p. 551).

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    Wealth: the savings of many in the hands of one.

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955).

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    Bar: a place you go every evening for the last time in your life.

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955).

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    Blessed is he who, having nothing to say, does not clothe that fact in words.

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955, p. 545).

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    If the egg had a different shape, / a hen's life would be monstrous.

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955, p. 543).

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    You can talk nonsense. Just not in a solemn tone.

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955).

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    Those who speak in the name of God should show their credentials.

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955, p. 546).

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  10. 10

    Children talk nonsense and want to be nonsensed to. Then they grow out of it. The one who doesn't becomes a poet.

    From "Pegaz dęba", his anthology of poetic oddities.

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    To meet your most distant relatives, all you need is to get rich…

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955).

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    When something gets in your eye, remember it's a little piece of the cosmos.

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955).

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    My homeland / is my home. The Polish house / fell to my lot. That is my homeland, / and other countries are hotels.

    From the poem "Polish Flowers" (1940–1946).

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    Let law always mean law, / and justice mean justice.

    From the poem "Polish Flowers" (1940–1946).

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    Even after you've jumped, don't say "hop". First look at what you've jumped into.

    From "Jarmark rymów" (Collected Works, Czytelnik 1955, p. 534).

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