# The best Seinfeld quotes, episode by episode

The lines from Seinfeld (NBC, 1989-1998), the «show about nothing», that people still use every day, each with who says it and the episode.

- 310 votes · 14 items
- Feb 10, 2021 · fanzone_boston
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## Top 12

1. **No soup for you!** (36 · ▲40 ▼4) — The Soup Nazi in «The Soup Nazi» (season 7, 1995).
2. **Serenity now!** (35 · ▲36 ▼1) — Frank Costanza in «The Serenity Now» (season 9, 1997).
3. **Yada, yada, yada.** (22 · ▲23 ▼1) — Elaine and George in «The Yada Yada» (season 8, 1997).
4. **Not that there's anything wrong with that.** (18 · ▲22 ▼4) — Jerry and George in «The Outing» (season 4, 1993), which won a GLAAD Media Award.
5. **The sea was angry that day, my friends.** (17 · ▲18 ▼1) — George telling how he saved a whale in «The Marine Biologist» (season 5, 1994).
6. **A Festivus for the rest of us!** (16 · ▲17 ▼1) — Frank Costanza explaining his holiday in «The Strike» (season 9, 1997).
7. **Giddy up!** (11 · ▲15 ▼4) — Kramer's catchphrase, usually while bursting through Jerry's door.
8. **I was in the pool! I was in the pool!** (10 · ▲15 ▼5) — George after being caught out in «The Hamptons» (season 5, 1994).
9. **These pretzels are making me thirsty.** (9 · ▲14 ▼5) — Kramer's one line as an actor in «The Alternate Side» (season 3, 1991).
10. **It's not a lie if you believe it.** (8 · ▲16 ▼8) — George's advice to Jerry before a polygraph in «The Beard» (season 6, 1995).
11. **We're living in a society!** (8 · ▲11 ▼3) — George losing it while waiting for a table in «The Chinese Restaurant» (season 2, 1991).
12. **Hello, Newman.** (6 · ▲11 ▼5) — Jerry's icy greeting to his nemesis, the mailman Newman, all through the series.
13. **Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!** (5 · ▲10 ▼5) — Jerry in the operating theatre in «The Junior Mint» (season 4, 1993).
14. **He's a close talker.** (5 · ▲10 ▼5) — Elaine about her boyfriend in «The Raincoats» (season 5, 1994).

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