# The best quotes from The Office (US)

The lines from Dunder Mifflin Scranton (NBC, 2005-2013) that ended up in every group chat, with who says them and, when it's a single moment, the episode.

- 40 votes · 13 items
- May 10, 2022 · Logan K.
- https://even.best/en/l/920/the-best-quotes-from-the-office-us

## Top 12

1. **Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.** (7 · ▲7 ▼0) — Jim impersonating Dwight in «Product Recall» (season 3).
2. **That's what she said.** (4 · ▲7 ▼3) — Michael Scott's go-to joke, all through the series.
3. **Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!** (4 · ▲4 ▼0) — Dwight's reply in the same episode, «Product Recall» (season 3).
4. **I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.** (4 · ▲4 ▼0) — Michael, unaware of how that sounds.
5. **No, God! No, God, please, no! No! No! Noooooo!** (3 · ▲3 ▼0) — Michael when Toby comes back from Costa Rica (season 5).
6. **I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.** (2 · ▲2 ▼0) — Michael in «Fun Run» (season 4).
7. **The worst thing about prison was the Dementors.** (2 · ▲2 ▼0) — Michael as «Prison Mike» in «The Convict» (season 3).
8. **I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.** (2 · ▲2 ▼0) — Andy in the series finale, «Finale» (season 9).
9. **Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, «Would an idiot do that?» And if they would, I do not do that thing.** (1 · ▲1 ▼0) — Dwight's personal decision-making rule.
10. **Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.** (1 · ▲1 ▼0) — Michael on his improvisational approach to talking.
11. **I declare bankruptcy!** (0 · ▲2 ▼2) — Michael shouting in the office in «Money» (season 4), thinking that's how it works.
12. **Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.** (0 · ▲0 ▼0) — Michael explaining his management style.
13. **There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?** (0 · ▲0 ▼0) — Pam's last words in «Finale» (season 9).

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