The best quotes from The Office (US)
The top 3 according to 40 votes from people: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. · That's what she said. · Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!. (Updated May 10, 2022.)
The lines from Dunder Mifflin Scranton (NBC, 2005-2013) that ended up in every group chat, with who says them and, when it's a single moment, the episode.
Top 12
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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Jim impersonating Dwight in «Product Recall» (season 3).
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That's what she said.
Michael Scott's go-to joke, all through the series.
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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Dwight's reply in the same episode, «Product Recall» (season 3).
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4
I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
Michael, unaware of how that sounds.
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5
No, God! No, God, please, no! No! No! Noooooo!
Michael when Toby comes back from Costa Rica (season 5).
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6
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
Michael in «Fun Run» (season 4).
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7
The worst thing about prison was the Dementors.
Michael as «Prison Mike» in «The Convict» (season 3).
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8
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
Andy in the series finale, «Finale» (season 9).
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9
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, «Would an idiot do that?» And if they would, I do not do that thing.
Dwight's personal decision-making rule.
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10
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Michael on his improvisational approach to talking.
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I declare bankruptcy!
Michael shouting in the office in «Money» (season 4), thinking that's how it works.
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12
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Michael explaining his management style.
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There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?
Pam's last words in «Finale» (season 9).
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Comments (10)
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. 😂
'That's what she said' should be #1 for sure.
Missing 'I am Beyoncé, always.'
And Kevin's chili! 🍲
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Never gets old.
The finale lines from Andy and Pam make me cry every time.
'I declare bankruptcy!' is how I deal with my bills 😂
'Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that?' Dwight is a philosopher.
Michael screaming NO when Toby comes back is the funniest moment in TV history.
Prison Mike is the best Michael moment.