G. Hill

H. L. Mencken's most cutting quotes (with sources)

1. 1 Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
2. 2 The objection to Puritans is not that they try to make us think as they do, but that they try to make us do as they think.
3. 3 Progress: The process whereby the human race has got rid of whiskers, the vermiform appendix and God.